”It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical...– Naguib Mahfouz (via audrotas)
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this
take-a-break-and-laugh: elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously oh my fucking god OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK I CAN’T BREATHE “I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved...
My Grandad just told my mum that his dream job would be managing director of an angel factory to make the world a better place. The man wants world peace!
lordthorin: The makers of The Hobbit are really lucky that Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom are basically immortal
dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
drink-up-and-over-the-edge asked: You now have to watch 'Strange wilderness' with me, as no one has seen that movie and you just reblogged that shark..
bitchiwillnevershutup: leandralocke: the best 52 seconds in film history im choking on my own tears of laughter ive reblogged this over 40 times i swear to god it keeps coming back christ i’ve reblogged this before but you can suck my dick this is hilarious
We die containing a richness of lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed,...– Michael Ondaatje- The English Patient (via beap5)